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1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of...

1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。 妈妈:今晚停电了。 迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。 2.The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish n...

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

.问:你在坐公交,忽然你身边的人看了你一眼然后吐了,你咋办? 答:果然好定力!一般人看到我是直接晕过去的。 2.问:十瓶啤酒下去,你会怎样? 答:再让它们上来。 3.问:情侣两个都在QQ上,但是双方都不说话已有10分钟,说明什么? 答:老板...

One day a mother-in-law a ride Sit on the mother-in-law don't know the way The mother-in-law use a stick dozen a driver bottom to say: this is which? Driver: this is my ass. 有一天有个婆婆坐车 坐到中途婆婆不认识路了 婆婆用棍子...

The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with you...

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了。 Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…...

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不...

我这有几个英语小笑话: 校园幽默四则 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell u...

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